I found this joke at binarycircumstance. It's pretty clever.
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he exclaimed to himself.
When he came to a river, he heard a rustling in the bush behind him. He turned to look. He saw a seven-foot grizzly charging towards him! He ran as fast as he could up the path, pausing only to look back over his shoulder. The bear was closing in on him! His heart was pumping frantically but as he tried to run even faster, he tripped and fell on the ground with the bear right on top of him, his right paw raised to strike!
At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!"
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice boomed out of the sky: "You denied my existence for all of these years, taught others I don't exist, and even credited creation to a cosmic accident! Do you expect me to help you out of this predica-ment? Do you now claim to be a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," boomed the voice.
The light went out and the sounds of the forest resumed.
Then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, Bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."
It's so funny when you find people that have your name! I'm just curious as to whether or not i will be able to use my name if i decide to get an agent one day...ha ha Anyways, take care, sincerely, Gina Smith, lol
Posted by: Gina Smith | September 07, 2004 at 01:19 AM