Does this taste funny to you?
Of course, I can't post a cannibal news story without including my two favorite cannibal jokes.
Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."
AND
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Hey, i heard this today ;-)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Posted by: Jokes Page! | September 29, 2004 at 02:36 AM
Hi there. The cannibal joke above is incomplete. After the cannibal confesses that he's "having a ball", his colleague yells, "Slow down! You're eating too fast!"
Posted by: bohus | December 23, 2005 at 01:00 AM