A joke not for the easily disgusted.

Courtesy of Apple founder and Eye Games advisor, Steve Wozniak. If you have complaints, email him.

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his own mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

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[Tim]

Ever the prankster, he! I bet he wishes he were the professor. Tell him Tim from Charlottesville VA apple users group circa 1981 says to explain to you how to speak West Virgnian. And then get that up here in your Quotations list. *IF* he remembers. hehe

[Tim]

Ever the prankster, he! I bet he wishes he were the professor. Tell him Tim from Charlottesville VA apple users group circa 1981 says to explain to you how to speak West Virgnian. And then get that up here in your Quotations list. *IF* he remembers. hehe

[gina smith]

Send me your email address and I will send him yours and you can tell him yourself! : )
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[Pooch Jensen]

I've actually pulled the equivalent at the hospital. You tell co-workers you're going to check the urine for the presence of urine, stick in your index finger, quickly pull it out and stick your little finger in your mouth. Tell them there's a trace. If you're quick, they don't catch the switch.

[Pooch Jensen]

Oops, typo "presence of sugar," not presence of urine, duh.