How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up on It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location of the Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
How are an Arkansas Tornado and an Arkansas Divorce the Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose a Trailer.
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Gorillas look powerful. I would like to know what is their main source of protein comes from? Since gorillas are vegeterian for the most part, does that mean they have to eat lots of fruits and vegetable to get high amount of protein for their muscules. Bears are very strong animal, but their protein comes from fish and possibly other sources of meat. How can a gorilla be so strong being raised on bananas?
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Gorillas & protein.
Gorillas, like humans I assume, naturally get enough protein from the bananas, greens, and other foods available to them.
Human mother's milk, according to my research, contains 5-6% of it's calories as protein. It's practically impossible, again, based on my research, to get less than 6% of your calories as protein, eating a diet consisting of fresh fruits and vegetables.
I have had a vegan diet since 1994, and a 100% raw fruit and vegetable diet for the last year. I have been monitoring by levels religiousl, and I average 6.5-7.5 % of my calories as protein, 8% as fat, and 85% as carbs.
I have all my blood work done by doctors who are not 100% vegetarian or vegan.
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