This contributed to me by Steve Wozniak. If you've been reading my blog for awhile, you know I am writing his biography.
Any way, he has a joke list. If you are interested in joining his joke list, email me your real name and email address, and he will add to you.
The joke:
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision."
The doctor hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."
I'd like to get on Steve's joke list. I've been getting them second hand.
Posted by: Stephen Grossberg | August 19, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Please add me to Steve's Joke List. I received a FWD today, a link which had been sent on a previous 'issue' of his, an Eric Idle song. Google produced your URL and I'm happy to have found it. Thank you.
Posted by: V. | September 08, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Hi Gina. I check in @ your blog every week or so. I love the eclecticism - (is that a word?)...
I'd like to be added to Woz's joke list.
Good fortune.
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Hi Gina!
I;m just following up on my request to be added to Woz's jokes list.
Thanks.
BTW - I think Johnny Eros REALLY REALLY LIKES you! ;)
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